![]() ![]() ![]() He was in B&Q, when an elderly man with orange overalls asked him if he wanted decking. I am sorry to report, that John was in trouble with the Police recently for alleged assault, although he swears it was self defence. I asked him recently, "How are you getting on?" and he said, "We haven't met yet. John told me 2 years ago, that he had joined a support group for procrastinators. I am afraid I have 2 disappointments for you today the couldn’t make it For starters I will be giving up drinking. I asked the chairman how long I should speak for this evening and he said “Speak for as long as you like but we’re going home at ten.”īefore I start my speech, the management of this hotel have asked me to point out that the sign in the gents ‘Wet Floor,’ is a warning not an instruction.īefore coming here today, I was forced to give my wife a lecture on home economy and believe me there are going to be some changes. After Dinner Speech Joke and Humour Document Samples
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